WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
ok first of all what the fuck
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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