shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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