so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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