I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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