I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
