I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Randomize
