Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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