Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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