You surviving the open bar?
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i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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