Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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