So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
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I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
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Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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