Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
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Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
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I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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