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(563): View more from Iowa

I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing

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(318): View more from Louisiana

I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.

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(254): View more from Texas

He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American

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(519): View more from Ontario

It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.

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(719): View more from Colorado

Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.

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(347): View more from New York

GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea

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(206): View more from Washington

How was your day?

(253): View more from Washington

Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.

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(530): View more from California

I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack

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