i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Church boner. Awkwardddd
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mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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