I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
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I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Hippo gnu deer
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
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I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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