Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
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you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
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I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Woke up backwards on a recliner
The Olympian is in my bed
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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