Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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