You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
