You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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