think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
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I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
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Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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