I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
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well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
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There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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