In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I bet he comes in French.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
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Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
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We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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