Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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