Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
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on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
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I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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