I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
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She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
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Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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