she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
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My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
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All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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