it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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