: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
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She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
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Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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