I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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