obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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