What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
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He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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