dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
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He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
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His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
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