fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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