he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
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I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
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I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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