That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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