Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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