I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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