Define "chronic" masturbator.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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