Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
I did not marry a roomba.
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