at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
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I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
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He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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