im drinking this country out of the recession.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
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she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
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Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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