i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
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Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
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Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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