Non-Jews are for practice
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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