If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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