kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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