I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
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Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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