My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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