we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
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He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
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No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
You've changed since you got that strap on
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I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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