do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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