I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
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