Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
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The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
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I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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