week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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