Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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