I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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