She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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