I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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