Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Randomize
