Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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